Lucy (via Mummy) loves bunnies. Lucy loves stuffed animals. Therefore, Lucy should love a giant stuffed bunny, no?

(This sounds like the start of a bad horror movie, foreshadowing a huge baby freakout in the same vein as the girl who stupidly goes down the darkened stairs while you yell “Nooooooo!” from the couch and cover your eyes.)

Well, we’re going to find out how Miss Lucy tolerates absurdly large fake animals: the Easter Bunny is visiting the Pickering Town Centre March 12-April 7. He’ll be on the lower level near the Body Shop at various times throughout the day and evening (times are linked off PTC’s home page).

I’m assuming the times Mr. Bunny is not there, he’s off nuzzling other bunnies because holyshit bunnies are sex fiends: females can conceive litters when they’re still pregnant with unborn babies — called superfetation, apparently — and often have several broods a year.

Maybe Lucy needs another animal role model…

(And don’t say I didn’t warn you if you go searching Easter Bunny at google images. Ohmy.)

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