In what is becoming a tradition (see here and here), we take a spin through Durham Region Baby’s “Keyphrases used on search engines” to see what ridiculousness has landed people here. I’m not sure anything can top “erratic boobs” or “beddie poop car” but let’s see, shall we?:

why do my socks leave indents in my legs?: um, they’re too tight? Also, how did two people come here for this?!

canadian boobs: lots of those here, including the writer and readers alike. Even some American and U.K. ones! Shout out to the boobs! I wonder why the searcher specifically chose Canadian? I guess our kazungas are better than the rest.

sugar/milk/boobs and boob wall canada: anyone want to take a stab at that last one? Is there some sort of weird art exhibit going on?

best exercise to fix a flat ass: my favourite from this round.

boo-boo cheezburger: although this one is great, too.

black haired cabbage patch dolls: well, here’s a black one (hi, Maxwell!) and a haired one (hi, Alexabell!), so OK.

lawn darts: this post is the only reason I can come up with for bringing you here. And kudos to you for scanning that many O’s on the Google search list.

biolife products shoppers drug mart: several variations on this one, once again reiterating that I should get some sort of kickback from Shopper’s for this post. Or at least a coupon!

sunshine loli-pops and rainbows everywhere: this just made me giggle.

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1. Growling eratic sugar boobs eating dragonflies
2. Weirdo
3. From love, to naked garbage bag digs, to love again: The rise of Alexabell
4. Clothing the post-baby lumps
5. Life, lately