Babies & boobs & bottles
I had one of my most cherished and proud parenting moments at the cottage recently when Lucy spontaneously lifted up her shirt and pretended to breastfeed her dolls.
(OK, so she used her bellybutton. But the premise was there.)
It’s always bothered me a bit that so many baby dolls come laden with bottles and pacifiers. I suppose it’s hard to package a boob in a box, but I often wondered if it was sending a one-sided message to kids (mostly girls) about feeding options for babies.
I guess this Spanish company thought the same thing, because check this out: Bebe Gloton (Gluttonous Baby)
From The Consumerist:
“A Spanish toy company has a new doll out that allows girls to play-breastfeed. Girls put on a special halter top with daisies over their nipples and draw the doll in when it cries. When the doll’s lips press against the girl’s pink daisies, the baby makes little suckling sounds.
Shockingly, not everyone in the media can appreciate the hilarity of Bebe Gloton. Manny Alvarez, the health editor at FoxNews.com, claims the doll will speed up maternal urges and contribute to unwanted pregnancies:
“Pregnancy has to entail maturity and understanding,” Alvarez said. “It’s like introducing sex education in first grade instead of seventh or eighth grade. Or, it could inadvertently lead little girls to become traumatized. You never know the effects this could have until she’s older.”
Unlike the thousands of dolls that come with little milk bottles.”
Lucy was very interested in breastfeeding, especially at the beginning. She wanted to know where the milk came from, how Alice got it, what it looked like, what it tasted like (she had a few drops off my fingertips, pronounced it “YUK-ee!” and that was the end of that) etc. She dubbed it “Mumma Milk” and told everyone that’s what SHE drank, too.
But we also taught her that sometimes women can’t breastfeed, or choose not to, so formula works as well. We had Alice on one bottle of it a day from an early age, and she now drinks it exclusively since we’re done breastfeeding.
Hopefully we’ve shown our girls the best of both options.
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I have a similar picture of Eric “breastfeeding” his doll, taken when Andrew was a few months old. Hilarious, flattering, wonderful and a bit disturbing all at once.
Just in the last few days V has tried to bring some of her dolls and toys to me and tried to put them to my breast, so I can nurse them! I have to keep telling her no, it’s just for you! It’s odd.
The concept of the halter is very interesting. I like how it doesn’t actually have breast just flowers – otherwise it would be too weird.
That doll is just wrong on so many levels…