Almost 4, going on ohdeargodwheredidshelearnthat?
“Mom! I licked a pole at daycare school today!”
“WHAT?!”
“Outside. For a little bit.”
“What are you talking about?! You licked a pole? In the minus a baillion weather?”
“Yep. My tongue hurts now.”
“Well, no shi…I mean, yes, honey, it will hurt like you can’t believe if you do that. It’ll get frozen to the pole. And you’ll get very, very hurt. Promise me you won’t do that again, OK?
“OK, Mumma. I’ll just do it inside.”
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lol
Lucy I just go off the phone with you, I wish I had read this post first.
Lucy Darling…you are in for it now. As you always tell Nana “not to go in the ditch” my end of conversations to you will be “no licking ANY poles”
LOL to All and big hugs and kisses for my “Stars”
lol!!
I just had this conversation with Jaxson last week when he told me he licked the slide at daycare.A scene from The Christmas Story popped into my head so I made him promise not to lick anything outside anymore..hopefully he listens!!
Oh, you must show her A Christmas Story!
Oh, I’d forgotten about The Christmas Story! I’ll definitely have to find that and show her.
I tried grabbing her tongue and showing her what it’d be like without one. She didn’t like that too much
That is hilarious! Oh the things I have to look forward to.
I’m not sure I want to know where the pole is inside your house ..
LOL! Thanks for sharing Carly!
I dont think you will have to worry about Lucy doing that again……..once is enough for any kid
This story is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for the laugh!
LMAO…you’re the best!