Archie Comics began decades before my sister’s books scattered across our house got me hooked around 23 years ago. Like Golden Girls, they are comfort food in written form. There is something so predictable and wholesome and safe about Archie and his band of friends from the fictitious Riverdale.

And the world’s most famous love triangle — between Archie, Betty and Veronica — has defined almost every issue.

Now the word is Archie is getting married. To the girl no one wants him to.

Yes, the snooty, cold, no-common-sense bitch Veronica is said to be the recipient of Archie’s eternal love. He proposes with Betty in the room wiping a tear off her cheek.

Really. Really.

If this is actually the case, you can bet a legion of fans are going to revolt. As blinded as Archie is by Veronica’s hotness, I just can’t believe he’d pick her over uber cute, sweet, earthy Betty.

I haven’t actively bought a new Archie book in years — aside from Eric stuffing my stocking with them, my sister giving them as gifts (then reading them herself, of course!) or buying used ones at garage sales — but I now have Sept. 8 circled on my calendar to see where this goes…

I’m proud to say Lucy is an Archie fan, too. She finds the books in the bathroom and my nightstand and office, and loves to sit down and make up stories about the pictures. Alice? Well, if chewing equates love, then she is head over heels.

(That is my collection, numbering in the hundreds. The colour arranging — which needs updating — was inspired by this.)

Thanks to my sister, Michele, and reader Kelly for having this in my inbox this morning

I’ve created a Facebook page for Durham Region Baby.

You’re all supposed to join. Because that’s the cool sic? sick(?) thing the young people do nowadays. And you’re young, right? Or…you’ve got young people at home? You think young? You miss being young?

I can’t bring myself to Twitter. I should. But I fear the vortex that is the Interweb will suck me in for good.

Click here to join!

Lucy is a craft-a-holic, created that way by her daycare provider’s love of art and my and my Mom’s creative sides.

This morning she wanted to do “a Dora craft” (when asked for elaboration, she replied, “pink and purple.” Thanks for clarifying that, you middle manager you), so we hopped on the computer for ideas.

And we found colouring pages! Tons of free, printable ones! And had to share our favourites:

• Dora colouring activites (here’s an Easter one)
• Yo Gabba Gabba (I *heart* DJ Lance, and am sad there isn’t one of him to colour and thumbtack to my bedroom wall)
• Funky Easter drawings (Lucy and I fell in love with the bunny)
• Strawberry Shortcake (my childhood hero)
• Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony

Punch any favourite cartoon into google with “colouring pages” and see what you can find. I feel like I’ve discovered a neverending world of fun…for Lucy, of course.

Durham Parent March Break Guide: Camps, indoor, outdoor and silly activities for next week, including neat local places to visit.

The idea of a “baby brain” phenomenon that turns a woman’s mind to “mush” when she is pregnant is a myth and the child bearing process may actually improve the brain, research suggests: Hogwash. How many of you were ridiculously forgetful and incompetent while with child? My hand is waving in the air. And it continues after birth, too (especially with two). An old friend told me once that a good chunk of your brain cells are delivered along with the placenta. I agree.

Getting kids to eat vegetables and other healthy foods: An excellent follow-up to our discussion the other day about picky eaters. I love the tips about making food fun (Lucy loves when we make happy faces with ketchup), never make food a reward (oops), and avoiding a power struggle.

The Scrunge: Any of you have glass ceramic stoves? I love mine, but it’s a bitch to clean. Stuff gets burned on so easily (even water!), and it really hard to get off. But not with this baby. The Scrunge is chemical free — just a sponge-like scrubber — and works like magic. The top of my stove is now clean for the first time since August 2007 when we bought it. Thanks for sharing, Mom!

The world’s least surprising story: From the world’s worst role model for girls. “Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and did she make sure that every possible instant was documented by the paparazzi, even during her time underwater? Of course she did. Why wouldn’t she.”

Turning lemons into lemonade: Jen O. is battling ever parents’ dirty secret — a bad sleeper. Her daughter may be up there on the world’s most adorable baby list, but she is making a zombie out of her mother. Jen shared some fabulous sleep tips from her research, and lays out a plan to hopefully help her whole family get some more z’s. Go share your tips and love. She needs it.

Quick and dirty on sleep: Speaking of, my parenting guru Moxie has the best ever articles on sleep issues of all ages. Just search sleep on her site. This link is an excellent overview. Eg: Have you heard of the 2-3-4 schedule? That a surprising # of kids follow this pattern: Morning nap around 2 hours after waking, an afternoon nap around 3 hours after waking from the morning nap, and into bed around 4 hours after waking from the afternoon nap. This was so true with Lucy, and now that I’m reminded of it and using it with Alice, it makes so much sense.

The National film Board of Canada has opened up its vault.

More than 700 films, clips and trailers are now available on the new website. From entertaining shorts and cartoons, to deeply moving or disturbing documentaries –  they’re all here for free, with more added every week.

Another way to get sucked into the Internet for hours! But what an amazing resource.

(via BoingBoing)

Did you know that Cannington has a dog sled festival? Neither did I!

Details of this and more stuff to do on the Durham Parent event page.

25 ways to beat cabin fever: Indoor activities to keep the kids happy and you sane. Oh, hallelujah!

Anie, one of the women from my weekly Durham Mom’s Night Out group, is due with her first baby right about now, and is already thinking about daycare for her daughter — and rightly so.

She is only able to take four months off from work.

Can you click here to pop over to the Durham Region Daycare blog, where I’ve done a post with her questions, and share some advice?

Thanks!

p.s. — I finally finished Alice’s birth story this weekend. You can find it here.

Looking for something to do with the kids this evening and tomorrow to ring in 2009?

Parent Source has a great calender of local events, including free skates, family countdowns, and mayor’s levees.

Check it out here.

Hope you’re happy and healthy and have a wonderful and relaxing night, no matter what you do. We’re staying in tonight, and looking forward to watching a movie with some snacks…hopefully without these two, albeit adorable, wee ones.

Happy New Year!

Sympatico has this neat online program where you can make a video message from Santa for your child!

You choose his/her name from a huge list (they actually had Lucy), their age, province, what presents they want, and other details to personalize it. The Santa in the video meshes it all for you  to watch together. I can’t wait for Lucy to wake up from her nap to show her hers.

Click here to create your own. Thanks for the link, Angie!

Completely unrelated, Eric’s cousin, Ted, sent this…disturbing but hilarious link for all of you: Macabre plush toys are the perfect gift for future psycho killers.

“Why buy a stupid Elmo when you can permanently disturb that young mind with a cute knitted plush rabbit killed with a giant carrot? Or a beautiful tiger eating some human remains?”

Nope, not kidding. Gotta love crazy crafters!

I’m mining your wisdom and creativity for a special person’s Christmas gift idea.

Visit the Durham Region Daycare blog to help, please!